on travel, thoughts, and the art of short fiction

TWIDLWNIWNM (Another tale in one act)

In Mozambique on May 31, 2008 at 3:10 am

Act I.
(The teachers office ADPP)

Teacher who I don’t like whose name I will not mention: Ah, Sojo, my big boss, how goes it?
Sojo: Hi
TWIDLWNIWNM: Sojo, yah, I need something
Sojo: yes
TWIDLWNIWNM: I don’t know what we will do
Sojo: Why?
TWIDLWNIWNM: On the computer, I must make a message to teacher Tracy
Sojo: Okay…
TWIDLWNIWNM: Well you can do it
Sojo: What?
TWIDLWNIWNM: Yah!
sojo: What do you want me to do?
TWIDLWNIWNM: I need you to make an email
Sojo: Ok…so what do you want me to do????
TWIDLWNIWNM: Yah, well you can write it
Sojo: You can write your own email
TWIDLWNIWNM: No I haven’t the know how
Sojo: You don’t know how?
TWIDLWNIWNM: Yes, No, Yes, it’s very difficult
Sojo: Do you want me to show you how so that it won’t be difficult anymore?
TWIDLWNIWNM: No you see it’s difficult
Sojo: No, I’ll show you
TWIDLWNIWNM: No you will write it
Sojo: You need to learn
TWIDLWNIWNM: No not today
Sojo: You realize I’m going baack to New York soon and then what will you do?
TWIDLWNIWNM: (crazy laughter)
Sojo: (stone faced silence)
TWIDLWNIWNM: Ok so write
Sojo: Write what? You’re not making any sense
TWIDLWNIWNM: (more crazy laughter)
Sojo: TWIDLWNIWNM, I’m going to count to three and if you can’t tell me exactly what you want I’m walking away…1…2..
TWIDLWNIWNM: Oh Sojo my big boss, come sit, tell teacher Tracy I need some papers
Sojo: What papers? You need to be specific. You want me to email Tracy who is back home in Westchester about “some” papers. I don’t think she’s going to know what you’re talking about
TWIDLWNIWNM: (even more crazy laughter)
Sojo: (eyes become slits)
TWIDLWNIWNM: Oh Sojo (pets her on the head as if she is a stupid dog who can’t be trained) Yes

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